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FOR THOSE
OF YOU WHO
CAME IN LATE
BY BEN ARBER
April 14, 2003
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For those of you who came in late, our last speaker
actually went first, because the first speaker was not here
For those of you who came in late, you should all have
one of these.
For those of you who came in late, Castilla was a Braves
farmhand in
the early nineties
For those of you who came in late and have been asking,
the paper shop in Leth Deriel will be offering a line of origami supplies
before too long
for those of you who came in late, yet another self-serving
advertisement!
For those of you who came in late, let me summarize
the aforementioned Umbrella
for those of you who came in late: We did everything
we were told to do, but the tickets didn't come our way
For those of you who came in late, the Scarlet Spider
is actually Ben
Reilly, the clone of Spider-Man.
for those of you who came in late... the log will be
posted by Tuesday.
For those of you who came in late, allow me to reiterate:
Sophie and
Elizabeth are usually the same person
For those of you who came in late (Waitaminit! You yell.
How can I have come in late??
For those of you who came in late, we have got all kinds
of good paper
over here
For those of you who came in late, we repeat: This is
not a true
story.
for those of you who came in late, the name Slap A Ham
probably means one thing and one thing alone
For those of you who came in late, I covered CTF in
my blog
And just to recap for those of you who came in late,
I have in my hand here a tape of the final duel itself, cued up to
Princess Nanami's first monologue...
Ben Arber is a poet and mystic living in a discarded
pair of pants near Kent.
