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THAT
DARN
MATRIX
(MAY
CONTAIN
SPOILERS)
BY DAVID BLUMENSTEIN
June 6, 2003
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NO NO NO
DON'T ANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT 'THE MATRIX RELOADED'
WAS REALLY ABOUT
THE METAPHORS GO DEEP AND THE ARCHETYPES ARE OLDER THAN
TIME ITSELF
NEO
IS
A
CHOC WEDGE
!!!
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS
TRINITY IS A KAZOO WHICH, WHEN TOOTLED CORECTLY, WILL AWAKEN NEO CHOC
WEDGE TO THE POSSIBILITIES OF MAINFRAME COMPUTING
MORPHEUS IS AN ALLEGORY FOR BOB NEWHART, OF "NEWHART"
FAME
THERE ARE MEMES
THE MEROVINGIAN IS A PREVIOUS VERSION OF NEO
HE
IS
A
CAPPUCCINO GAYTIME
!!!
MONICA BELLUCCI IS, I BELIEVE, A SAXOPHONE, BUT SOME KIND OF BIBLICAL
SAXOPHONE
MY THEORY COVERS EVERYTHING
THE ARCHITECT IS MERELY A POST-MODERN REPRESENTATION
OF COLONEL SANDERS, THE GREEK GOD
(GODS AND MONSTERS -- AHHH)
OF ALL THAT IS FRIED CHICKEN
HE
WORE
A
WHITE
SUIT
!!!
WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING
IT ALL WORKS WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
AGENT SMITH IS IN FACT A LATTER-DAY VERSION OF JESUS'
HALF-BROTHER NAPOLEON, WHO OFTEN ATE CHOC WEDGES AND ONCE INVADED
JERUSALEM
'RELOADED' HAD SO MANY LAYERS
'REVOLUTIONS' WILL BE MY VINDICATION
g'snort
